Random Acts of I Don't Know What
Items that don't warrant an entire blog entry:
1) Okay why didn't any of my friends or family tell me I had a typo in the title of my last blog about the 80's? Are you not actually reading my blog, just saying you are?
2) I've recently started going through the top layer of garbage at my gym and pulling out plastic bottles to recycle. If anyone sees me, I stop immediately. Otherwise, I'm rummaging. This means I'm sorta green but not entirely committed in an Al or Leo kind of way.
Still, shame on you Fitness Edge of Fairfield for hiding the recycling bin--I'm guessing in an effort to save money. They scuttle the blue bin in the corner behind a column and turn the recycling sign inward so it can't be seen.
3) I am Mr. Miyagi. While my house is being renovated, I have a series of contractors coming in and out of the house. Flies get in and won't get out. I have a strict catch and release policy with flies although I find that when they are inside for too long, they will commit suicide by flinging themselves against my kitchen window.
As for my Miyagi act, I caught a fly last week in mid-air in a small drinking glass. I plugged up the other end with a paper towel, walked outside and released the fly into the wild. Later that night I boasted to my husband about my miraculous catch and he said, "Didn't Mr. Miyagi catch a fly with chopsticks?" Typical.
1) Okay why didn't any of my friends or family tell me I had a typo in the title of my last blog about the 80's? Are you not actually reading my blog, just saying you are?
2) I've recently started going through the top layer of garbage at my gym and pulling out plastic bottles to recycle. If anyone sees me, I stop immediately. Otherwise, I'm rummaging. This means I'm sorta green but not entirely committed in an Al or Leo kind of way.
Still, shame on you Fitness Edge of Fairfield for hiding the recycling bin--I'm guessing in an effort to save money. They scuttle the blue bin in the corner behind a column and turn the recycling sign inward so it can't be seen.
3) I am Mr. Miyagi. While my house is being renovated, I have a series of contractors coming in and out of the house. Flies get in and won't get out. I have a strict catch and release policy with flies although I find that when they are inside for too long, they will commit suicide by flinging themselves against my kitchen window.
As for my Miyagi act, I caught a fly last week in mid-air in a small drinking glass. I plugged up the other end with a paper towel, walked outside and released the fly into the wild. Later that night I boasted to my husband about my miraculous catch and he said, "Didn't Mr. Miyagi catch a fly with chopsticks?" Typical.
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