10 Things You Don't Know About Women

This is my list for Esquire, whenever they decide I'm a Woman They Love.

1. We get the whole Angelina Jolie thing. We just don't like it.

2. Why don't you get the Tina Fey thing?

3. Sometimes we fall out of love with you. Don't worry, it usually comes back.

4. When we come home and you're watching ESPN and secretly crying about some inner city kid's program, that's about as hot as you're ever going to get.

5. When you're caught in the act of doing something silly with our kids, that's also very hot.

6. For the most part, naked man feet peeking out from the bottom of well-worn jeans, is a turn-on.

7. This could be an urban legend, but I've heard that men's noses and ears continue to grow their entire lives. Scary.

8. All women fall in love with the little things. You cannot fake the little things.

9. When you forgo the little things, thinking a big pair of earrings will do the trick, you're sunk.

10. All women are a hell of a lot more beautiful than men. So treat us right. Every one of us.